Tag: satire
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Wenger quenches latest transfer rumour
“The area in the immediate vicinity of Emirates will not, I confirm, will not be purchasing, transferring, or installing new traffic lights, at least for the foreseeable future.” Arsene Wenger has thwarted the latest transfer hopes of Arsenal fans today with his statement confirming that marquee traffic lights will not be brought in this summer,…
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Revolutionary FIFA President Sepp Blatter Proposes Football – for Women
note: This was written back in May, before the corruption charges and the election results. Updates to follow! In a move sure to shock the footballing world, incumbent FIFA President and current leading reelection candidate Sepp Blatter announced the creation of football for women. Speaking at a recent press conference, he began by saying, “After thinking long and…
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