Tag: Soccer
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Foes Wenger and Mourinho To Reignite Long-Standing Rivalry in Upcoming Season
Just when we all thought the long-standing duel between arch-nemeses Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho had surely concluded, it appears that the conflict is far from over. While the dramatic conclusion of last season featured Wenger leaving Mourinho marooned on an ice-planet soon to be struck by an approaching meteor, seemingly facing his ultimate demise,…
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Duel between Wenger and Mourinho this weekend to be decided by lightsaber
Having finally vowed to put all their differences to rest following the outcome of one freaking epic lightsaber battle, Premier League managers Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho have been stirring up the press and their fans for support all week. While Arsenal and Chelsea are playing through an irrelevant match on the pitch, Arsene and…
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Wenger close to fulfilling ambition of fielding eleven midfielders
Arsene Wenger has spent the better part of two decades with a single aim in mind: Field an entire team of midfielders.
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Wenger searches to fill hole at winger
Arsene Wenger is becoming desperate to fill the club’s gaping hole at the winger position…
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Wenger quenches latest transfer rumour
“The area in the immediate vicinity of Emirates will not, I confirm, will not be purchasing, transferring, or installing new traffic lights, at least for the foreseeable future.” Arsene Wenger has thwarted the latest transfer hopes of Arsenal fans today with his statement confirming that marquee traffic lights will not be brought in this summer,…
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Revolutionary FIFA President Sepp Blatter Proposes Football – for Women
note: This was written back in May, before the corruption charges and the election results. Updates to follow! In a move sure to shock the footballing world, incumbent FIFA President and current leading reelection candidate Sepp Blatter announced the creation of football for women. Speaking at a recent press conference, he began by saying, “After thinking long and…
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