Category: Not so serious
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Nuclear fusion: Santa’s sneakiest surprise gift yet
One hundred and forty-two lasers pounded away at a tiny little button made of coal. Scientists scurried around the device shouting scientific things, and they wore lab coats just like in movies, to make it quite clear that they were scientists. The four adventurers stood awkwardly in the least-used corner of the lab, surrounded by…
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Helpful Suggestions for Wellness in the Modern Workspace
Encouraging wellness in the workplace is a growing trend that we welcome with open arms here at Hablando Solo. One of the best ways to improve the overall wellness of a workspace is to encourage the employees of said workspace to move. No matter how inspiring your views, how ergonomic your furniture, or how healthy…
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The stunning, final Brexit conversation finally revealed
Transcripts recovered from an anonymous source last week have allowed us to finally discover what happened in that fateful breakfast meeting several weeks ago. While most of us thought the UK and EU made a slightly awkward, if charming pair, no one ever expected the fledgling romance to end in such dramatic fashion. The conversation…
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Foes Wenger and Mourinho To Reignite Long-Standing Rivalry in Upcoming Season
Just when we all thought the long-standing duel between arch-nemeses Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho had surely concluded, it appears that the conflict is far from over. While the dramatic conclusion of last season featured Wenger leaving Mourinho marooned on an ice-planet soon to be struck by an approaching meteor, seemingly facing his ultimate demise,…
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This Month: Things That Happened
Twitter moves to punish next user caught inventing a hashtag inspired by Brexit After a slew of increasingly stupid hashtags inspired by Brexit threatened to overwhelm Twitter’s airwaves, the company has proposed violent, graphic punishment to be exacted upon the next users to create Brexit-inspired hashtags. Opponents called for a mass Twexxit… Monday looking…
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Church of Mammon Membership Explodes with Trump Successes
In the United States, Church of Mammon membership is hitting record highs with the recent political successes of Donald Trump. “It’s fantastic, really. Some people are even saying it’s ‘unprecedented’,” said one newly-minted Church of Mammon member, Dorothy Arnolds. “We’ve been playing ourselves off as Christians for so many years, but here comes Donald Trump,…
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Innovation in weather apps include ability to make cutting personal insults
The Weather service on the iPhone 8 will allegedly trash talk its user before predicting major weather events…
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Alien on KIC 8462852 feels pretty stupid for leaving starships out where Earth could see
…speaking to us from a dingy hotel in the star system KIC 8462852, Rto’sohe’vhin is feeling like the biggest dunce ever.
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Captain Planet open to Kepler opportunity, if an opening were to be made available
Shock hit the airwaves last week when widely beloved environmental pioneer Captain Planet announced that he’d be ‘open to a move if a Kepler opportunity opened up’.
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Earth a bit peeved at all the talk about Kepler, Mars
With the news wires stuffed to the seams with discoveries on Mars and updates on potentially earth-like Kepler exoplanets, and blockbuster movie The Martian setting box-office records, Earth is starting to feel a bit neglected.
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