Category: Not so serious
Weather apps release statement claiming they are “just here to help” and that “nobody’s perfect”
Nobody’s perfect. We’re doing our best.
48% of humans feel personally validated when Weather app is proven wrong
Despite predicting a relatively confident 100% chance of rain at 9:00am today, Rodger’s Weather app was foiled by the vagaries of an unpredictable climate. The morning is cloudy, to be sure, but it still hasn’t rained, and it’s 9:31. In typical human fashion, Rodger has chalked this up as a personal validation of his John-Henry-esque…
Solitary Saturday reveals lack of bench depth among David’s friends
The season has become suddenly desperate for David Tang as this weekend has revealed his lack of bench depth among his friends.
Area man ponders near death experience over frozen yoghurt
It cannot be confirmed just how close to death’s door Andrew came, but he was surely right on the razor’s edge, considering the substantial number of cartoon chilis listed beside the menu item he ordered…
Duel between Wenger and Mourinho this weekend to be decided by lightsaber
Having finally vowed to put all their differences to rest following the outcome of one freaking epic lightsaber battle, Premier League managers Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho have been stirring up the press and their fans for support all week. While Arsenal and Chelsea are playing through an irrelevant match on the pitch, Arsene and…
New curtains first step in apartment’s aesthetic revolution
Freddy, Yoon, Darryl, and the live-in aesthetic consultant are standing in the living room, beholding the new curtains, which billow softly in the mild October breeze coming through the open windows.
Roommate meeting called to discuss artistic direction
“The data has begun to trend in a worryingly negative direction,” Freddy continued, as he began to flick through a powerpoint presentation of mostly blurry iPhone photos showing different parts of the apartment.
In Response to your Kind, if Expected, Promotion
I will assure you that I am not unaccustomed to rapidly moving up corporate ladders. If anyone enquires, physical ladders are also no problem.
My Narrative CV
It is with the utmost gratitude that I thank you for this offer, which I imagine you are just on the point of sending over.
A Visit To The Publisher
The lack of professionalism in publishing these days is appalling. To be spoken to so!