Tag: Not so serious
Nuclear fusion: Santa’s sneakiest surprise gift yet
One hundred and forty-two lasers pounded away at a tiny little button made of coal. Scientists scurried around the device shouting scientific things, and they wore lab coats just like in movies, to make it quite clear that they were scientists. The four adventurers stood awkwardly in the least-used corner of the lab, surrounded by…
Workplace wellness tip #1: Release live tigers at random
Movement is important. We are all now pretty well aware that sitting around all day is not good for us. Moving around during work hours is crucial for our health. For some reason, however, we don’t do the things we ought to do. Getting people to stand up from their desks and stretch a bit…
The stunning, final Brexit conversation finally revealed
Transcripts recovered from an anonymous source last week have allowed us to finally discover what happened in that fateful breakfast meeting several weeks ago. While most of us thought the UK and EU made a slightly awkward, if charming pair, no one ever expected the fledgling romance to end in such dramatic fashion. The conversation…
Foes Wenger and Mourinho To Reignite Long-Standing Rivalry in Upcoming Season
Just when we all thought the long-standing duel between arch-nemeses Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho had surely concluded, it appears that the conflict is far from over. While the dramatic conclusion of last season featured Wenger leaving Mourinho marooned on an ice-planet soon to be struck by an approaching meteor, seemingly facing his ultimate demise,…
Innovation in weather apps include ability to make cutting personal insults
The Weather service on the iPhone 8 will allegedly trash talk its user before predicting major weather events…
Alien on KIC 8462852 feels pretty stupid for leaving starships out where Earth could see
…speaking to us from a dingy hotel in the star system KIC 8462852, Rto’sohe’vhin is feeling like the biggest dunce ever.
Captain Planet open to Kepler opportunity, if an opening were to be made available
Shock hit the airwaves last week when widely beloved environmental pioneer Captain Planet announced that he’d be ‘open to a move if a Kepler opportunity opened up’.
Earth a bit peeved at all the talk about Kepler, Mars
With the news wires stuffed to the seams with discoveries on Mars and updates on potentially earth-like Kepler exoplanets, and blockbuster movie The Martian setting box-office records, Earth is starting to feel a bit neglected.
Weather apps release statement claiming they are “just here to help” and that “nobody’s perfect”
Nobody’s perfect. We’re doing our best.
48% of humans feel personally validated when Weather app is proven wrong
Despite predicting a relatively confident 100% chance of rain at 9:00am today, Rodger’s Weather app was foiled by the vagaries of an unpredictable climate. The morning is cloudy, to be sure, but it still hasn’t rained, and it’s 9:31. In typical human fashion, Rodger has chalked this up as a personal validation of his John-Henry-esque…