Month: August 2015
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My Narrative CV
It is with the utmost gratitude that I thank you for this offer, which I imagine you are just on the point of sending over.
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Parents attempt to explain to child how internet works, fail
On a seemingly normal summer afternoon in Shanghai, the Welding household was thrown into disarray after young Martin asked one of the questions universally dreaded by parents. Mum, Dad, he said, in that voice he puts on when you know he’s about to do something annoying. Rodger and Norma Welding did their best to distract…
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Tourist rescued by passing fishermen
On Tuesday, passing fisherman discovered the plump and sunburned body of a foreigner sprawled along a muddy shoreline embankment on the River Nile.
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A Visit To The Publisher
The lack of professionalism in publishing these days is appalling. To be spoken to so!
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Thousands of protestors issue joint apology to riot police
…most protesters weren’t totally sure what they were angry about, but they unanimously agreed that protesting was pretty awesome.
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Family super embarrassed of member killed by (baby) lions
Hong Kong resident Nigel Dortmund has been missing for several days after embarking on what is now being considered an ill-fated safari trip through northern Uganda. He is presumed deceased after his personal effects were found near a well-known play area of several infant lions. While safari reports record the size of the suspected lions…
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Former backpacker shocked by revelation that he is a complete yuppie now
In an attempt to get back to the good ol’ backpacking days he is incessantly mentioning to friends (and most likely leaning on for social validation), Nigel Dortmund, 30, of Hong Kong, signed himself up for a four day safari tour of western Uganda. In the weeks preceding the trip, and even through the four-hour…
hablando solo 