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4 Easy Tips to Get Rid of Stress
NOTE: this post was leaked from the premium, paywalled section of Workplace Wellness Tips by an as yet unknown whistleblower. This world is really a sick, broken place if people are just going to go around sharing helpful health advice like this for free. So you want to get rid of stress. Let us be…
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Workplace wellness #4: improve wellness by lowering stress
One of the biggest threats to human health in the workplace is STRESS. Stress makes every event happen in all caps. There is already some data showing that stress is not ideal for human wellness; there will probably be even more in the coming decades. Stress is the WORST thing that can happen in workplaces…
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Nuclear fusion: Santa’s sneakiest surprise gift yet
One hundred and forty-two lasers pounded away at a tiny little button made of coal. Scientists scurried around the device shouting scientific things, and they wore lab coats just like in movies, to make it quite clear that they were scientists. The four adventurers stood awkwardly in the least-used corner of the lab, surrounded by…
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Workplace wellness tip #3: motivational posters
One of the best ways to increase general wellness in your workspace is through Initiatives that Seek to Spread Motivation. People like motivation. People like motivation even more when it is condensed into something linguists like to call “phrases” or “mottos” or “words to live by”. These phrases are easily digestible. They lend themselves to…
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BREAKING: In bid to save face, Kremlin explains that ‘Russia Forever’ is a streaming service
Thirty days ago, Russian President Vladimir Putin declared that people who live in Donetsk, Luhansk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia were becoming Russian citizens — ‘forever.’ This led some people to believe that Putin was saying that cities like Kherson were under Russian control ‘forever’, in the temporal sense, as in ‘permanently, without end, for the rest…
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Workplace wellness tip #2: moats of lava
Lava is pretty hot. For example, most scientists believe lava is one million degrees. Put on your economics hat for a moment and pretend that lava heat degrees equal the equivalent number of dollars or euros or pounds. One million dollars is a lot, and more is even better. See where we’re going with this? …
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Workplace wellness tip #1: Release live tigers at random
Movement is important. We are all now pretty well aware that sitting around all day is not good for us. Moving around during work hours is crucial for our health. For some reason, however, we don’t do the things we ought to do. Getting people to stand up from their desks and stretch a bit…
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Helpful Suggestions for Wellness in the Modern Workspace
Encouraging wellness in the workplace is a growing trend that we welcome with open arms here at Hablando Solo. One of the best ways to improve the overall wellness of a workspace is to encourage the employees of said workspace to move. No matter how inspiring your views, how ergonomic your furniture, or how healthy…
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The stunning, final Brexit conversation finally revealed
Transcripts recovered from an anonymous source last week have allowed us to finally discover what happened in that fateful breakfast meeting several weeks ago. While most of us thought the UK and EU made a slightly awkward, if charming pair, no one ever expected the fledgling romance to end in such dramatic fashion. The conversation…
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Foes Wenger and Mourinho To Reignite Long-Standing Rivalry in Upcoming Season
Just when we all thought the long-standing duel between arch-nemeses Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho had surely concluded, it appears that the conflict is far from over. While the dramatic conclusion of last season featured Wenger leaving Mourinho marooned on an ice-planet soon to be struck by an approaching meteor, seemingly facing his ultimate demise,…
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